Oops
Me: Harri, have you just been to the loo?
Harri: Yes.
Me: Did you wee or did you poo?
Harri: Poo.
Me: Read the sign over the toilet to me.
Harri hesitates.
Me: READ THE SIGN OVER THE TOILET TO ME!
Harri (wobbling slightly): When you go to the loo please flush if you do a number two. It doesn’t matter, day or night, a loo full of poo is a horrible sight.
Me: And did you flush?!
Harri: Yes.
Me: Really?
Harri: Yes.
Me: Oh. Um. Good.
Oops.
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