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Me: Harri, have you just been to the loo?

Harri: Yes.

Me: Did you wee or did you poo?

Harri: Poo.

Me: Read the sign over the toilet to me.

Harri hesitates.

Me: READ THE SIGN OVER THE TOILET TO ME!

Harri (wobbling slightly): When you go to the loo please flush if you do a number two. It doesn’t matter, day or night, a loo full of poo is a horrible sight.

Me: And did you flush?!

Harri: Yes.

Me: Really?

Harri: Yes.

Me: Oh. Um. Good.

 

Oops.

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