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Terrible joke

Courtesy of a colleague’s joke-a-day calendar:

A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice call, “Jesus is watching you.”

Startled, he looks around the room but there doesn’t seem to be anyone there, so he carries on stashing the valuables into his bag. Just as he’s struggling to pick up the TV he hears the voice again. “Jesus is watching you.”

He looks around the room again, only this time more thoroughly, and he spies a parrot in a cage. “Are you Jesus then?” Asks the burglar.

“No,” the bird calmly responds, “I’m Moses.”

The thief is most amused. “What sort of people would call their parrot Moses?” He asks, barely suppressing a laugh.

“The same sort of people that would call a Rottweiler Jesus!” Replies the parrot.


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